Today is my birthday. And, as Birthday Boy, I command anybody with a funky and/or funny bone in his or her body — nay, anybody with ANY kinda bone in his or her body — to listen to the UK’s finest, DJ Format, and his Canadian pals Abdominal and D-Sisive. At least once. Then you must watch the video. Then this one. Then you must buy Format’s two fine albums: If You Can’t Join ’em, Beat ’em and Music for the Mature B-Boy (I know they’re imports…just trust me). Then, and only then, you can have a slice of birthday cake. Birthday Boy has spoken.